The Novel Darlings are actually two ladies.

Andy is a student of the politics and culture variety, and is currently biding her time working in a book shop where she takes shameless advantage of her discount. She likes men, ladies, and is talented at giving the look of death – she once stunned a man at fifty paces. Her pet peeves include; “I’m not a feminist, but…”, rude customers, and of course, the trashing of her beloved fandoms through truly awful fanfiction. Her OTP is Hannigram, and it would be rude of you not to agree with her.

Luna, on the other hand, has no clue about politics and is not in the slightest bit cultured. She works in admin (well…’works’ is a bit much) to earn a paycheck that pretty much keeps her in Chinese food, books and my little ponies. Her bookshelves are bursting at the seams but Andy is to blame for that, with her evil, fantastic discount. She’s good at writing fluffy slash fics, making tea and procrastinating. She’s not much good at making sushi apparently.

Both ladies are Brits by trade and have been friends so long they not only know where the bodies are buried, they helped dig the graves.